1 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:51,400 Today I walked down The street I used to wander. 2 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:57,080 Yeah, shook my hand And made myself a bet. 3 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:02,360 There was all these things That I don't think I remember. 4 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:08,200 Hey, how lucky Can one man get? 5 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,920 I bronzed my shoes and I hun 'Em from a rearview mirror. 6 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:31,080 Bronzed admiration In a blind spot of regret. 7 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:36,440 There was all these things That I don't think I remember. 8 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:42,240 Hey, how lucky Can one man get? 9 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,160 Today I walked down The street I used to wander. 10 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:15,560 Yeah, shook my hand And made myself a bet. 11 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:21,120 There was all these things That I don't think I remember. 12 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:27,160 Hey, how lucky Can one man get? 13 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:32,680 Hey, how lucky Can one man get? 14 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:40,400 Hey, how lucky Can one man get? 15 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,480 -You want cheese? -Sure. 16 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Lettuce, tomato? 17 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,560 Uh, let me get some lettuce, tomato, 18 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,440 and let me get some of those peppers. 19 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,240 Done. 20 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,440 Yo, are you high? 21 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,040 I said peppers, not cucumbers. 22 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,280 Sorry, sir, my bad. 23 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Mayo, mustard? 24 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,360 Uh, mayo, and, uh, 25 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,200 give me some of that salt and pepper, buddy. 26 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,840 Black Canopy Global Security. 27 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,480 Hi, Dorith. This is Jackson Briggs. 28 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,800 I was just checking on my status 29 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,120 for the Pakistan rotation. 30 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,160 Um, just trying to sort my travel. 31 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,880 Mr. Briggs, you know the agency can't send a soldier 32 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,360 with a history of brain injuries to a war zone. 33 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,720 No, no, I just got you guys a full, clean medical. 34 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,280 Yes, but we need 35 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,840 your commanding officer to certify that. 36 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,840 Yeah, and I've told the recruiter, like, 12 times. 37 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:26,800 You know these guys. 38 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,400 They're impossible to reach on deployment. 39 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,920 But it's coming. So let's just get 40 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,800 the on-boarding process going 41 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,120 and, I don't know, get my travel sorted. 42 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,360 Mr. Briggs, you know we can't do that. 43 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,560 Look, I got other agencies beating down my door, 44 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,680 so, look… 45 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,200 So, look, I can't wait till next year's rotation, okay? 46 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,320 And we can't staff you without that recommendation. 47 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,360 Okay, uh, when do I need to have it by? 48 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,200 The rotation closes next Wednesday. 49 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,840 All right, you'll hear from me. 50 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,120 -Hello. -Briggs, this is Jones. 51 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,520 Hey, Captain. 52 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,000 Are you in the middle of something? 53 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,240 No, no, it's a good time. 54 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:51,920 Yeah, no, I was calling about 55 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,640 that diplomatic security application 56 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:54,720 I was hoping you'd help me with. 57 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,720 Look, I'm calling about Rodriguez. 58 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,360 He passed away last night. 59 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,880 Stop me if you already heard this. 60 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,040 No. 61 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,200 No, I didn't hear. 62 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,640 I'm sorry, Briggs. 63 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,360 We're all going to Patton Barracks 64 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,480 to say goodbye to him. 65 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,600 -When? -Tomorrow night. 66 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:15,760 All right. 67 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,160 -Briggs? -Yeah, I'll be there. 68 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,360 Sergeant Rodriguez was a legend 69 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,480 who never quit. 70 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,920 He burned bright and then he burned in. 71 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,760 Airborne Ranger in the sky. 72 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,680 Airborne Ranger in the sky. 73 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,560 You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his boots! 74 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,640 By his boots! 75 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,880 Glorious! Victorious! 76 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,600 Ay! One keg of beer For the four of us! 77 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,480 Glorious! Victorious! 78 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,800 Man. 79 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,880 Just need you to call and just be like, "He's good." 80 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:30,880 -No. -That's it. 81 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,400 -I'm trying to get some money. -It's not happening. 82 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,760 I'm trying to get some money, that's it. 83 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,360 -Not happening. -200K a year, 84 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,560 -that's all I want. -Hey gyuss, just like… 85 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,120 Just, like, make the call for me. 86 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,360 Yeah, I wish I had that power, 87 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,000 but your boy's still an E-6, so… 88 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,040 …that's not happening. 89 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,680 I love him. You shut your mouth. 90 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,520 You shut your mouth when you talk about him. 91 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,840 Good luck, brother. 92 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,600 Taboo! Taboo! 93 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,320 Get up, Kiernan. Come on. 94 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,920 -Oh, no. -You're pissing me off. 95 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,680 -Let's go. -Come on. Hey, hey, hey. 96 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,200 -Up, up. -Hey, hey, figure it out. 97 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,840 Figure it out. 98 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,760 Okay, Briggs, get on with it. 99 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,600 -What? -You know what. 100 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,720 Hey, you're the one who's 101 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,640 screening my calls and ghosting my texts, sir. 102 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,720 Like, what's a girl supposed to think? 103 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,200 He's supposed to get the hint. 104 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,080 "Hi, it's Captain Jones 105 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,920 calling on behalf of Staff Sergeant Briggs. 106 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,360 He's a total badass, 107 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,520 he's squared away, good to go." 108 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,200 You made that call for 50 other soldiers. 109 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,560 Yeah, who haven't been flagged for TBIs. 110 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,720 Take it up with the doctors, not me. 111 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,040 Look, Bear's got half a hand. 112 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,600 You got a, like a chunk 113 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,120 of shrapnel stuck in your tramp stamp. 114 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,920 -Kiernan can barely remember his name. -Shut your mouth. 115 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,320 There's a hundred concussions 116 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,520 walking around this entire parking lot. 117 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,080 -And it's not stopping y'all. -In, in. 118 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,280 Ours aren't on paper. 119 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,560 Maybe check your email. I got a full, clean medical. 120 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,920 Yeah? How much you pay for that? 121 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,200 That's not the point. 122 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,920 Sir, name it, what do you want? 123 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,360 Tell me what you want. 124 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,720 I'm sorry, get home safe. 125 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,840 You're just gonna get in… Okay. 126 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,920 You want me to get the… 127 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,600 All right, I'm getting the knee pads. 128 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,920 I'm getting the knee pads, sir. Come on. 129 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,520 Are you really just gonna pull out right now? 130 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,720 -Might as well just get the strap. -That's what… 131 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,120 -Out of the center console and put me down. -What you got… 132 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,240 If I can't get back in the game, 133 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,480 just go ahead and end it for me. 134 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,880 Just put me out of my misery, it's fine. 135 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,240 Briggs, get home safe. That's an order. 136 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,840 Sir, where are you goin'? Sir! 137 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,160 Sir! 138 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,040 Airborne! 139 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,040 Staff Sergeant Briggs is a total badass, huh? 140 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,560 Oh, hey, Captain. 141 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,040 Figured I'd find you still here. 142 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,760 Get yourself together. 143 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,280 Come meet me in Battalion in 30. 144 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,360 Does that mean you're gonna make the call? 145 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,400 Hey, Captain, all the guys talk shit about you, 146 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,040 but I always knew you had a heart of gold, 147 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,560 and I was like, "Not my captain. 148 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,640 No." 149 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,120 Sometimes you need a foe. 150 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,040 One that keep your eyes open Keep you on your toes. 151 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,160 You know the ones That wanna keep you Where you been before. 152 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:30,440 But I can't go, No, I can't go And woah. 153 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,800 -What's up, man? -Howdy. 154 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920 Thank you. 155 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,920 It's expired, sir. 156 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,240 Oh, come on, man. 157 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,160 You know how many times I've been in and out of this gate with that? 158 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,320 Excuse me? 159 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,640 Okay, think about it. What's the odds I'm ISIS? 160 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,600 Step out of the vehicle, sir. 161 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,320 -You want me to step out of the vehicle… -Hey. 162 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,360 -…I'll happily… -He's with the Ranger battalion. 163 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,440 Ranger battalion. 164 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,800 You're required to dispose of this. 165 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,680 What did you say? I'm sorry, what? 166 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,880 Thank you for your service. 167 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:10,920 Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country! 168 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,080 I shall defeat them on the field of battle! 169 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,480 For I am better trained. 170 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,520 And will fight with all my might! 171 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,040 Surrender is not a Ranger word. 172 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,640 Surrender is not a Ranger word. 173 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,120 I'll never leave a fallen comrade… 174 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,160 -I'll never leave a fallen comrade… -What? 175 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,480 Y'all gave away my parking spot. 176 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,840 I had to walk all the way from the DFAC. 177 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,480 -Keep pushing. -Where are y'all headed? 178 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,000 We're wheels down in Syria in 24 hours. 179 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,880 C-17 is loading up as we speak. 180 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,480 Look, sir, I really appreciate this, 181 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,440 I ain't gonna let you down. 182 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,120 I've been working the last three years 183 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,440 to get it straight for this job. 184 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,760 That's what I like to hear. 185 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,200 Kennelo, what did I say about 186 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,000 using your mom's weights? Like… 187 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,200 I'm trying to look good for your mom. 188 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,920 Well, I'm just trying to say, just… 189 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,440 I don't know, more quads. 190 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,920 Gonna give you a baby brother. 191 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,200 So what do you gotta do? Interview me or something 192 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,440 to make sure I've got a brain cell left, or… 193 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,920 Yeah, something like that. 194 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,440 Well, you say, "Jump," I say, "How high?" 195 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,920 Wait, isn't your office this way? 196 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080 Sure is. 197 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,280 Riley's stuff just about ready, Kiernan? 198 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,880 Just about, sir. 199 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,120 You good, man? 200 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,200 Yeah, man. It is what it is. 201 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680 Yeah. 202 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,680 Riley was about as solid as they come. 203 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,920 Tell that to the tree he hit doin' 120. 204 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,280 All right, Kiernan, let's go, come on. 205 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,760 What's gonna happen to his dog? 206 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,480 Thought you'd never ask. 207 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,920 Family funeral's Sunday outside of Nogales. 208 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,240 She's the guest of honor. 209 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,040 Oh, that's… That's a genius idea. 210 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,080 I hope she doesn't eat everybody first. 211 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,520 Well, that part will be up to you. 212 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,520 Wait, wait, what? 213 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,480 Stop! Stop! 214 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,240 We sent Riley's body off late last night. 215 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,160 And his mother called this morning. She wants his hero dog at the funeral. 216 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,520 Sir, are you asking me to fly a damn dog to Arizona? 217 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,640 No, I'm asking you to drive a Ranger to Arizona. 218 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,920 She refuses to fly. 219 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,040 Why ain't she deploying with you? 220 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,040 Won't work with anyone. One minute she's good, the next minute, 221 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,600 she's sending three guys to the ER. 222 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,680 Riley kept trying after you guys got blown up, 223 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,480 -but she's gone all the way. -Rangers awake. 224 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,840 Maybe Riley should have thought of that 225 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,520 before he broke the speed of sound into a tree. 226 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,920 -Yeah, well, Rangers find a way to die. -Hold on, let me get this straight, 227 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,400 so I agree to do this, and you're gonna call Black Canopy 228 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,040 -and get my packet pushed. -You do this, 229 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,600 and then I make the call, no screw-ups, 230 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,600 nothing gets back to me. 231 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,840 After the service, you drop off on base down at White Sands, 232 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,000 -they'll handle the rest. -White Sands? 233 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,480 So they're just gonna put her down anyway. 234 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,160 There's not a handler or a PD crazy enough to adopt her up. 235 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,800 Doesn't make us feel warm and fuzzy inside. 236 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,720 Just is what it is. 237 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,240 How about I disappear her ass, 238 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,920 you make the call, and we both go on with our lives? How about that? 239 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,840 You stick your neck out for Battalion, I'll stick mine out for you. 240 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,520 -Take it or leave it. -Sir… 241 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,840 Ready to pick up your furry flash-bang? 242 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,240 That's what I'm told, man. 243 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,680 Here's the deal, Briggs, 244 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,880 this isn't the same dog you served with, 245 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,120 she's got every combat trigger in the book. 246 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,080 So you keep her secured 247 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,680 and you don't take her out in public. 248 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,160 We clear? 249 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600 All right. 250 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,800 If anyone asks, say she's on her way to rehabilitation. 251 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,360 Hey, do you want me to leash her up for you? 252 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,640 No, let's just get this over with. 253 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:13,760 All right. 254 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,600 What's up, dog? 255 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320 You remember me? 256 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,120 Your favorite chew toy from 2015. 257 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,640 Huh? 258 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,400 Me and you are gonna go on a little road trip. 259 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,680 Fifteen hundred miles. 260 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,600 Just to act like your daddy's looking down on us from above. 261 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,840 All right, I'm gonna leash you up. 262 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,800 All right? 263 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120 Be cool. Easy. 264 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,480 Easy. 265 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,080 You really did give up, huh? 266 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,400 What are y'all so scared of? She's milding out big-time. 267 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,080 -Stop! -We can't keep… 268 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:02,920 Enough! 269 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,640 Hey, man, I forgot to tell you not to touch her on the ears, man. 270 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,000 I left that part out. 271 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,920 Hey, we weaned her off the Prozac, 272 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,720 so she might get moody from time to time. 273 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,920 Her muzzle can only stay on 274 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,280 for about two hours at a time or she'll overheat. 275 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,920 Make sure you put water in her food, 276 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,560 and as you know, don't touch her ears. 277 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,920 Other than that, here's your Bible. 278 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,440 -Have a good trip. -See you, Trent. 279 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,360 Thank you, sir. 280 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,320 All the belongings in Sergeant Rodriguez's backpack 281 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,240 go to his family. 282 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,720 They want his uniform at the funeral. 283 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,440 The "I Love Me" book, that stays with Lulu. 284 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,880 If you have any trouble, all her info's in there. 285 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,880 I'm not gonna be out there long enough. 286 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,720 -Hey. -Rangers lead the way, sir. 287 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,080 All the way. 288 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,240 -Good luck. -All right, boys. 289 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,920 Looks like Briggs finally got a girl. 290 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,760 Can't try much harder To get back to water. 291 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:12,400 Gonna get back hotter Get back, get back to water. 292 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,240 Can't try much harder to get back… 293 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,240 This is Dorith. 294 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,280 Hey, Dorith, this is Jackson Briggs again. 295 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,520 I was just calling to let you guys know 296 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,040 that I only fly business class 297 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,200 to countries with names that end in "Stan." 298 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,920 Sir, we're still missing your recommendation. 299 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,880 Uh, look, it's actually what I was callin' about. 300 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,800 So, first thing 301 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,920 Monday morning, uh, 302 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,360 you'll be getting a call from Captain Luke Jones 303 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,640 from Second Ranger Battalion. 304 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,640 If we hear from your captain before Wednesday, 305 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,840 I'll let the RSO know to expect you on rotation. 306 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,480 Yes, ma'am, I'm very, very happy to be working with… 307 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,160 Yes, sir, I can't hear you… 308 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,760 Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, thank you so much. I… Okay. 309 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,280 What? 310 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,680 What is your deal, man? 311 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,040 Come on. 312 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,920 You're just slobbering all over my seat. 313 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,400 Maybe just take the crazy down. 314 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,200 Just like one notch. 315 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,160 Just one notch, that's it, and maybe we could get along. 316 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,160 And if we get along, 317 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,920 maybe we could even have some fun 318 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,520 and send Riley off right. 319 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,440 Doesn't that sound nice, dog? 320 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,680 I'm all you got, I'm it. 321 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,480 It's just me. 322 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,760 Believe it or not, I don't wanna 323 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,920 keep you all muzzled up 24/7. 324 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,360 I really don't. 325 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,920 And to be honest, I don't wanna drive 326 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,360 straight to some dry-ass desert town 327 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,560 and just sit in a motel 328 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,880 and stare at a wall for five days waiting for his funeral. 329 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,080 Do you? 330 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,880 Come on, man. Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. 331 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,880 All right. So I gotta take your muzzle off, 332 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,120 but if you bite me, 333 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,520 I'm gonna leave it on all the way to Arizona. 334 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,000 So be chill, 335 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,080 all right? That's great. 336 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,080 Just remember all those times 337 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,320 we had fun kicking in doors, getting our murder on. 338 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,080 Relax, I'm not the bad guy. 339 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,920 Easy. Do not bite me in the face, all right? 340 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,600 I'm gonna reach up, 341 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,120 I'm not gonna touch your ears, or near your ears. 342 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,720 All right, I'm not touchin' that, I'm not touchin' that. 343 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,240 All right, all right. We're good, we're good. 344 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,920 Okay, look at that. We did it, we did it. 345 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040 We did it. 346 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,280 All right. 347 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,320 Hey, no, no, stop! 348 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,240 Stop it. Hey, hey, chill out. 349 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,920 Fine, fine. Stay in there then. 350 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Stay in there, have fun. 351 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,040 Bye, crazy town. 352 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,040 Hey, you ready to go to the shitters? 353 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,400 Hey! No, no, no. No! 354 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,880 No! 355 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,240 I'm gonna kill you. Oh, my… 356 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,040 No! Oh, my God! 357 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,880 You just stay right there! 358 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,800 You know, I was gonna let you have 359 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,240 a little bit of fun on this trip. 360 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,400 I was gonna let you run and frolic, 361 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,840 you know, sniff some butt holes and all that, but no, 362 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,160 turns out they are right, you're just a demon. 363 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,880 You're just a demon! 364 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,720 All right, last chance to apologize. 365 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,160 No? 366 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,000 All right, fine. Night-night, bitch. 367 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:10,080 Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheeh Weeoh aweem away. 368 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:17,440 Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheeh Weeoh aweem away. 369 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,400 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 370 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:26,320 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 371 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,280 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 372 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:34,280 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 373 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,080 In the jungle The mighty jungle. 374 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,080 The lion sleeps tonight. 375 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,480 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 376 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,400 Oh, what's happening? 377 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,840 You're gettin' a little sleepy back there? 378 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,400 Someone gettin' a little tired, tired? 379 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,480 Oh, allergy season is brutal this year. 380 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,440 Man, you used to be a legend. Not no more, huh? 381 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,200 You're just falling asleep on me. 382 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,680 Wait, what'd you say? 383 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,840 Oh! Daddy should go out and get some beers, you're right. 384 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,800 Let you get a little shut-eye. Okay, I'll do that. 385 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,200 That's really nice of you. You're right, too, 386 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,400 I haven't been laid in a while. 387 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,160 Maybe not as long as you but that's not the point. 388 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,400 Still sad, and we'll keep that a secret. 389 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,640 All right, Portlandia, let's turn it up. 390 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,560 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 391 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,480 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. 392 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,360 Hey, sorry, man. No GMOs here, 393 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,400 only bio-dynamic microbrew. 394 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,880 Cool, I don't want that. What's this? 395 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 What're you… Ma'am, what're you having? 396 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,080 -Maker's. -Maker's. 397 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200 Can we get two more of those, please? 398 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,040 -You want me to tease it, or add to it? -Please don't tease it, 399 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,480 just Maker's in a glass. 400 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,680 -That'll be great. -Awesome. 401 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,080 Look, all I'm saying is every single one of those kids 402 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,560 got out of the compound all right. 403 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,440 We're not heroes. We just do our jobs. 404 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,680 I mean, you don't have to wait in this line, you know? 405 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,640 You just pop on that VR headset, and boom, 406 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,440 you're at the illest bar on Earth, 407 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,840 hanging with guys like me. 408 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,920 How do you get to the actual beers, though? 409 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,720 Virtual beers, bro. That's the beauty of it. 410 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,760 'Cause you must be, like, 411 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,680 just the biggest Billy Ray Cyrus fan of all time. 412 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,320 Well, I am actually a huge country fan. 413 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,200 It's just a little hard for me to get behind the 414 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,400 toxic masculinity, you know. 415 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,160 Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. Yeah. 416 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,880 So at what point did you realize 417 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,760 that you were just a pawn for big oil? 418 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,760 Just body bags 419 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,480 carrying out ecological genocide for the corporate elite. 420 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,000 All these big oil fat cats, 421 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,560 they think that they own this place. 422 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,840 They think they own Mother Earth, 423 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,040 but no one owns Mother Earth, 424 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,920 and I'm gonna fight against them every day 425 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:21,840 for the rest of my life 426 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,000 -because it's just not… -Wow! 427 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,120 …'cause I don't wanna see those ducks in the goo. 428 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,240 Look, and if you invite 50 429 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,920 of your Instagram friends, you get half off. 430 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,640 -What does this get me? -Free drink. 431 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,760 -On me. -Cool. 432 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,360 No, no, no, no version of you 433 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,920 ever paying my bill. Please, no chance. 434 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,040 Would you like me to come right back? 435 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,520 -No, we're good, I promise. -Okay. 436 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,280 Her money is no good here. 437 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,280 -I got it. -Oh. 438 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,600 Tonight, I said to myself, you're gonna love this, 439 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,800 I said, "You will meet a construction worker 440 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,280 or a soldier." 441 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,760 -That's interesting. -Or, I don't know, 442 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,440 any man without a white savior complex. 443 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,560 Good luck. 444 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,800 Wait, what? 445 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,920 I hope that you get the help that you need. 446 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,680 -Thanks for the drink. -No, no. Look, look, 447 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,840 look, hey, I've been trapped by the Taliban. 448 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720 Hey. 449 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,920 We gotta get outta here 450 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,640 because you are about the only woman in this entire city 451 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,920 that I would actually like to have a conversation with. 452 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,800 Here, this is a peace offering. 453 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,480 Be chill, and I'll be chill with you. Here. 454 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,920 Look, I didn't want to drug you. 455 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,800 You didn't have to eat my seats, that's all I'm saying. 456 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,680 We can be friends, but this is gonna be an eye for an eye. 457 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,920 Are we gonna be cool? 458 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,000 Or do we need to have another meeting of the mind? 459 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,040 Fine, you don't wanna trust me, fine. 460 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,240 I don't even care. 461 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,320 I definitely don't trust you, so whatever. 462 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,920 Is that a Belgian Mal? 463 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,320 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 464 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,120 -She's beautiful. -Hi, sweet girl. 465 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,040 -Are you a rescue? -Uh, sort of. 466 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,400 -Does she like other dogs? -Oh, yeah. 467 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,320 No, um, no, no. 468 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,920 Actually she's, um, she's a little sad right now. 469 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,120 She's… She's, um, grieving. 470 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,280 She lost her best friend. 471 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,560 Oh, no, sweetheart. 472 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,920 I know. Who are… Who are these little cuties? 473 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,320 -Oh, this is Lucy. -This is Maggie. 474 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,840 Aw, they're so cute. 475 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,920 -They're Shih Tzus. -They're great. 476 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,520 Oh, I love Shih Tzus. 477 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,400 -Here you go. -Thank you. 478 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,360 Mmm-hmm. Cheers. 479 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,920 I was about to give up on this city before I met y'all. 480 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,360 Well, Portland's not for everybody. 481 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,840 I don't know, it's growin' on me. 482 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,800 It's not every day you meet two plant musician ladies. 483 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,160 We're actually Tantrikas.Um… 484 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,040 -Okay. -Yeah. 485 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,200 We DJ ecstatic dance circles sometimes, though. 486 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,080 That's sick. Is that, like… That's like yoga? 487 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,920 I've done yoga. But I'm horrible at it. 488 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,440 We help heal people by moving blocked energy 489 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,160 so they can experience 490 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,240 the full potential of sexual pleasure. 491 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,440 Oh. 492 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,760 So you just move the energy for… 493 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,160 Hell, yeah. I can… 494 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,400 I mean, I got… I got cash in the truck, I think. 495 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,040 Oh, no, no. 496 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,680 No, the attraction is completely genuine. 497 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,880 Ah. I mean… 498 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,040 As long as it's in the flow for you. 499 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,440 No, I'm good. 500 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,840 Kidding. 501 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,320 I'm so in… I'm so in the flow. 502 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,600 Great, I love some chakrastuff. 503 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,040 Do we smoke that or… 504 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,200 -No. -No? 505 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,920 This is… This is rad. 506 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,120 Does your baby wanna come in? 507 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,000 Nope, she's good, she's just happy. 508 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,400 She's a happy… That's a happy bark. 509 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,480 She's just letting me know. 510 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,120 How are our hearts in this moment? 511 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,040 Mmm, my heart is, um… 512 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,920 Just full and it's like… 513 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,320 I mean, I got a new job. 514 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,840 Yeah, uh, things are really looking up. 515 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,480 I just feel solid. I feel solid over here, 516 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,800 I'm ready to go. 517 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,600 -Um, I'm not quite there yet. -Okay. 518 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,880 -Hmm. -Okay. 519 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,200 But maybe yab-yum would help move some prana. 520 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,280 This is what my heart needed. 521 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,440 -Yeah, let's go. -Mmm. 522 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,280 So good, right? 523 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,000 All right. 524 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,240 May I have permission to remove your shirt? 525 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,280 Hell, ye… I'm gonna remove it for you. 526 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,320 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 527 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,720 Why are you so upset? 528 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,920 Oh, poor baby. 529 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,880 Oh, my Buddha. 530 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,040 Oh, no, no. That's, like, some old army shit. 531 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,360 Don't worry about that. 532 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,920 -You guys… -What's this from? 533 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,600 I don't know. That one is… 534 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 The big one's an AK round. 535 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,720 Your body is in so much pain. I'm so sorry, we had no idea. 536 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,280 No, no, look, it's fine. 537 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,680 It's fine. Do I have permission to remove your shirt? 538 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,360 -'Cause I wanna take care of your heart. -This is why we were drawn together. 539 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,600 What an asshole. 540 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,360 What? 541 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,240 -Place my hand… -Mmm-hmm. 542 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,320 …wherever your pain guides it. 543 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,240 Yeah, I can do that. 544 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,040 I like this plan. Why don't we start here? 545 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,520 Let's get you out of here. 546 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,560 I'm sorry, um… 547 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,240 -Okay, uh… -I'm sorry. I can't, uh, 548 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,280 -I can't hold this pace. -I'll go check on her, 549 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,680 how about that? I'll go check on her. Just… 550 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,400 You stay right there and you just keep the energy. 551 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,040 Hey! 552 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,160 Hey! What are you doing? 553 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,840 Freeing that abused animal. 554 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,160 You throw that rock and we're about to see who's abused. 555 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,160 Of course you threaten violence, you redneck! 556 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,920 Red… You're the one with the rock, man. 557 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,400 Just put it down and walk away. 558 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,920 -I promise you… -Animals are people, too. 559 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,360 -Okay… -Let her out now or I will. 560 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,400 -You understand… -Are you okay? 561 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,120 -What's going on? -Oh, no. It's no big deal. 562 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,280 He's just a nice man, came over to make sure the dog… 563 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,360 Hey! Dog, get back here! 564 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,600 No! 565 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,080 -Stop! -Let go! No! 566 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,120 -No! -Get it off. 567 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,120 -Heel! -Release! 568 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,240 Come on. All right. Come on. Let go! 569 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,520 Jesus Christ! 570 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,320 -Stop it. -I'm callin' the cops. 571 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,120 What are you tryin' to do? 572 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,400 You… Son of a… 573 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,040 All right, now, you ruined an epic threesome. 574 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,560 No. Hey! Ah! 575 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,920 -Bitch! -Come, come. 576 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,920 Where are you guys going? 577 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,520 What about… What about my pain? 578 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,200 God, just get in the car. 579 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,400 We on a world tour With Muhammad, my man. 580 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,920 Going each and every place With the mic in their hand. 581 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,440 New York, NJ, N.C., VA. 582 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,480 Whatever happened to you, dog, huh? 583 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,400 Remember when Maretti died? 584 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,640 Riley made us watch, like, 15 hours of Grey's Anatomy. 585 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,720 Everybody was sitting around and then you just came around 586 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,560 with your fat head, nuzzling everybody, 587 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,760 being all cute, making everybody laugh. 588 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,240 Whatever happened to that dog, huh? 589 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,520 The army has no place for liabilities 590 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,200 and that's all you are now. 591 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,840 See, you know, that's the difference 592 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,280 between you and I, though. 593 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,840 You know that? 594 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,160 Those brain doctors said I'd be on disability 595 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240 for the rest of my life. 596 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,600 Not your dad, though. 597 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,880 Your dad, they just sent back with no questions asked. 598 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,440 They said I'd never see straight, 599 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,640 I'd have headaches and if I got stressed out, 600 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,080 that I'd have seizures and die or some bullshit like that, 601 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,680 but you don't see some little seizure stopping me, do you? 602 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,320 But you, on the other hand, look, if you don't want it, 603 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,840 ain't no cure for that shit. 604 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,160 Nope. 605 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,200 People like me and you 606 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,400 are better off just being all in or all out. 607 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,720 I just wouldn't want some bullshit-ass injection, 608 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,000 like you're going to have. 609 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,720 I mean, it's not like you've got a choice in the matter, 610 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,320 but it's just not a warrior's death. 611 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,880 I'd probably steal a prop plane 612 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,360 and fly that bitch right into the sun 613 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,600 till the engines froze out. 614 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,640 And then I'd swan dive right out of the cockpit 615 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,840 and laugh my ass all the way to Valhalla. 616 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,720 Hey, come on, man, stop the whining. 617 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,360 You sound like a whiney-ass chihuahua. 618 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,120 Oh, shit. Okay. Hey, hey, hey! 619 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,240 Hey! No, no, no! 620 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,920 Hey! Hey! 621 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,400 No, no! 622 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,520 Hey! 623 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,760 Hey, look. No, no, no, no. Come here. 624 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,720 Hey, dog! 625 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,240 Dog, come here. No! 626 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,080 Come here! 627 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,120 Hey, dog! 628 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,440 Dog! 629 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,240 Hey, dog! 630 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,920 Hey, come! 631 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,520 Oh, shit. 632 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,360 No, no, no, no, no. Dog, we're not supposed to be in here. 633 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480 Let's go. 634 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,640 Hello? 635 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,560 Hello? 636 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,440 Come! 637 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,920 Dog? 638 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,040 Come on. 639 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,040 Hey! 640 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,240 Oh, shit. You've gotta be kidding me. 641 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,760 Dog! 642 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,840 Hey, dog! 643 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,760 Hello? 644 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,920 Hello! 645 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,840 Hey, big fella. 646 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,200 Hey, what did you hit me with, man? Horse tranq? 647 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,280 This is pretty good. 648 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,760 Time for you to start squealing. 649 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,520 Hey, have you seen a dog? 650 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,560 She's brown, she's, like, running around, 651 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,800 I don't know, with crazy eyes, huh? 652 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,760 Tell me who you work for. 653 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,040 Okay, look, 654 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,320 I'm obviously not who you think I am. 655 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,080 I know who the hell you are. 656 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,160 Think you're the first commando they sent up here? 657 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,760 Take my strains? 658 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,280 Look, old man, unless you're willing to walk this 659 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,640 till the end of the road, 660 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,240 I highly suggest you cut me loose 661 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,800 and let me go find my damn dog. 662 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,720 You got five minutes to clear your head, 663 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,200 or you can join her ass. 664 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,400 Hell, yeah. 665 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,840 Who the hell you think you're talking to? 666 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,800 We'll see about that. 667 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,720 Bitch! 668 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,640 Whatever sure. 669 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,840 Oh, that is… That's bullshit. 670 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,480 Dog, come here, come here. 671 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,120 Now! Come here! 672 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,800 Come here! 673 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,240 Gus, is he awake yet? 674 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,480 -Wide awake. He's zip-tied in the barn. -Zip-tied? Oh, my God. 675 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,200 What the hell did you do to him? 676 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,200 Some shit. I told him I killed his dog. 677 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,360 Gus, what do you know about interrogation? 678 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,800 You were a conscientious objector. 679 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,520 How about a little damn appreciation? 680 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,040 -Whatever… -I told you not to hit 681 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,520 those edibles so hard. 682 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,760 Cartel? You paranoid maniac. 683 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,040 -Tell him you're… -You're crazy, I'm not… 684 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,440 …a scared old fool who needs heavy therapy. 685 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,680 Just tell him you're sorry. 686 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,320 I shot him with a tranquilizer. 687 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,760 -I don't care what you did. -I pushed him… 688 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,280 Now you're making me upset this little nugget. 689 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,480 This perfect noodle… 690 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,680 Listen, let's get the hell out of here. 691 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,760 'Cause I wanna look at your little, little paw. 692 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,440 You're so good. 693 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,440 So good. 694 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,800 What a little nugget. 695 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,200 -Honey… -Look, Jesus, I… 696 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,320 Shut up. 697 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,840 Sit down. 698 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,160 Uh… 699 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,920 How'd you make her eat out of your hand? 700 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,760 I didn't make her do anything. 701 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,000 I just talked to her. 702 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,680 By the way, you can do anything you like 703 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,600 with my idiot husband. 704 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,360 Gus, apologize. 705 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,280 Sorry, dude. My bad, my bad. 706 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,400 Hmm, see, she's just a noodle. 707 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,840 She just needs some good… 708 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,880 I'm just going to touch her little, little paw. 709 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,320 Is she gonna be okay? 710 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,840 Well, I'm worried she may have broken her foot, 711 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,920 but I'm gonna try my best. 712 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,520 You need to give, um… What is her name? 713 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,440 -Lulu. -Lulu and I some space. 714 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,920 So, um, here. 715 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,080 Come on. Gus, make yourself useful 716 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,920 and get this man some clean clothes 717 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,240 because he's really smelling strongly 718 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,840 of Boris and his friends. 719 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,080 So here, take some homemade edibles. 720 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,520 Go make friends, okay? 721 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,280 Guys, come on, stop it. Get outside. 722 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,600 You can't tell me that 723 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,360 you did this with a damn shoestring. 724 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,840 You just gotta compromise the plastic. 725 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920 That's it. 726 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,680 Listen, I'm a lot better at permaculture 727 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,080 than I am tying dudes up. 728 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,040 I need to know, man, how close was I to… 729 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,520 -Dying? -Yeah. 730 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,920 Pretty… Pretty close, actually. I almost put an axe in the back of your head. 731 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,400 This is… Well done. 732 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,920 -Yeah, right? Right? -Hmm. 733 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,280 I'm just glad you love that dog so much. 734 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,680 I don't love that dog. It's not even my dog. 735 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,280 Come on, get on your back. 736 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,680 Get on your back, you can do it. 737 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,200 -Come on. -Whose damn dog. 738 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280 Is it? 739 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,080 Look, you see that? 740 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,040 -You see this? -Yeah. 741 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,800 This is how they teach them to attract the enemy. 742 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,320 They can smell their clothes from, like, a mile off. 743 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,280 Is this two dead dudes? 744 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,360 Yeah. Those are… That's two Taliban, 745 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,080 uh, dope farmers right there. 746 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,120 Oh, don't look all shocked, man. 747 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,640 It's war. It's not all unicorns 748 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,560 and rainbow vaginas out there, right? 749 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,040 Yeah, I bet. 750 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,040 So why do they call it I Love Me book? 751 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,320 I don't know. Uh, but in the army, 752 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,920 they just, they make us all keep one. 753 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,080 They make us put every single, last stupid detail in. 754 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,640 So, Lulu's greatest hits. This is like… 755 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,040 Like her music. Like, music she… 756 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,040 No, no, no, no, no. It's the other greatest hits, 757 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,360 you know. 758 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,600 Like, it's her bodycam footage. 759 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,840 -Oh, Jesus. -Yeah. 760 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,800 -It's the… -kinda… 761 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,520 Yeah, I'll pass. 762 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,160 So let me get this right, man. 763 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,160 So, like, the dog did all this, man. 764 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,920 I mean, they're just going to put her down? 765 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,200 Look, don't get all misty-eyed on me, big man. 766 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,880 Like, it's… It's not like that. 767 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,400 That dog did exactly what she was born to do, 768 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,120 and that was to live a legendary life. 769 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,200 And she did it. 770 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,520 What the hell is this here? 771 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,240 "Dear Lulu, 772 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,920 I can hardly imagine life before I knew you. 773 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,760 Did you come into this world a beast of fury, 774 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 -"or were you just…" -What was that? What was that? 775 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,040 He wrote… It's like written up on top right there. 776 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,840 There's a couple of 'em, 777 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,560 like poems or love letters, or something. 778 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,880 Rodriguez could barely spell. 779 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,080 I mean, he definitely can't rhyme. 780 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,440 I know what this is. This is… 781 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:09,920 So when you have a brain injury, 782 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,520 you basically get sent to these brain doctors. 783 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,640 And then they study you, and they make you draw 784 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,280 and write and do all this art therapy bullshit. 785 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,800 Nobody really takes it serious. 786 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,320 -Shit! -Oh! 787 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,600 Dog! You're okay. Hey. 788 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,120 Look at her. She's running around. 789 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,160 Yeah. There was just a little piece of barbed wire 790 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,600 just lodged way up in her paw. 791 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,840 I sterilized it and stopped the bleeding. 792 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,640 Never seen a dog so strong. 793 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,440 Thank you. Thank you so much. 794 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,920 Also, she did offer me a transmission. 795 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,640 -If you feel called. -Transmission? 796 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,360 Yeah, she bats about 350 on those. 797 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,720 I mean, but, you know, 798 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,640 if it was baseball, it'd be hall of fame numbers. 799 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,360 Wow. 800 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,560 You two are definitely karmically connected. 801 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,920 She must have incarnated to find you. 802 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,920 I'm seeing pyramids. 803 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,320 Ancient Egypt. 804 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,000 Now, a young girl, she's playing. 805 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,000 Oh, she's so happy. 806 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,080 Does Lulu work with kids? 807 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,520 Uh, wow. 808 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,400 Yeah. She loves kids. 809 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,920 She loves 'em. 810 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,640 -Oh. -And licks their faces 811 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,440 -right off. -Unbelievable. 812 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,400 I think it might be 813 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,600 your daughter. 814 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,120 Does she have a boy's name? 815 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,840 -A boy's name? -Uh, Sam. 816 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,360 Oh. 817 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,080 Um, what about my daughter? 818 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,600 Well, Lulu, she's bringing her into my awareness. 819 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,920 How old is she? 820 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,280 Uh, three. 821 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,240 Let's… Let's just keep it about the dog. 822 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,080 Okay. 823 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,000 I'm feeling cold. 824 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,240 Hard, yes. 825 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,040 She's yearning for soft. 826 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,680 Yes, a bed. 827 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,920 A luxury mattress. 828 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,280 She says she's never slept in a nice bed before. 829 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,520 She asks if it's okay. 830 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,480 -She's asking me that? -Mmm. 831 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,200 Okay, yeah, sure. 832 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,560 Now I'm getting hot… Tongue… Taste. 833 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120 Yes. 834 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,240 -Indian food she wants? -Oh! 835 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,360 Are you kidding me? 836 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,400 -Gus. -Strike three. 837 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,760 Gus, why do you undermine me? 838 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,840 The damn dog don't want Indian food. 839 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,320 In a lake of fire That I was standing in. 840 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,400 I'm so happy we didn't have to kill those nice people. 841 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,520 But I'm just saying, if we did, 842 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,440 you were definitely digging the bigger hole 843 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,360 'cause Gus was massive. 844 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,840 And by the way, the next time you smell weed, 845 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,600 don't run away, just let me know, and we can go get it together. 846 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,400 Hey, hey, hey! No, no! 847 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,280 Why, man? 848 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,920 Hey, dog! 849 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,720 But I swear That God is there. 850 00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,080 Every time I glare into The eyes of my best friend. 851 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,320 No, no, no, no, no, no! 852 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,120 Stop it! No, no! 853 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,560 This is my unicorn. 854 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,080 Says my son, "It's all been done". 855 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:11,080 And someday you're gonna Wake up old and gray. 856 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,200 No, no, no, no, no. Stop! 857 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,920 Stop it. Okay, all right, come on, come on. Let's go. 858 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,360 Let's go. Sorry, guys. 859 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,680 "You meet and greet And cheat along the way." 860 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,440 Hey, it's Niki. Leave a message. 861 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,080 It's turtles all the way Down the line. 862 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,600 What are you looking at? 863 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,640 What you whining for? 864 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,280 You're the whole reason we're up here. 865 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,640 Get comfy. 866 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,320 That's where you're sleeping tonight. 867 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,640 You're missing your cage? 868 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,800 Look. It's Alcatraz, it's right there. 869 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,720 Just take a little tour. 870 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,080 You know, possibly just leave you there. 871 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,480 You only got about three more days left 872 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,600 on this green Earth, so you better speak now 873 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,920 or forever hold your peace. 874 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,720 Hey, look, ain't no shame 875 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,680 in wanting a big, comfy mattress, okay? 876 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,040 Look, I get it. I get it. 877 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,600 I've had three back operations, so I get it. 878 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,080 Comfort is king. But the facts are this… 879 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,840 They ain't letting two rock eaters like me and you 880 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,120 in some bougie-ass hotel. 881 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,800 And I ain't about that Holiday Inn life. 882 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,600 But I got an idea. 883 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,000 If you want that bed, 884 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,400 we gotta go big, or we gotta go home. 885 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,400 Are you with me? 886 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,320 Hey. 887 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,360 Are you in or are you out? 888 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,040 I'm going to take that as a yes. 889 00:45:55,600 --> 00:46:01,320 My baby's from San Francisco He paints that bridge Across the bay. 890 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,200 Welcome to the Grand Regal, sir. 891 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,120 What up, cuz? 892 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,400 We have to turn around rain the other way. 893 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,640 -Enjoy your stay. -Thank you. 894 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,360 Let's go to… Fisherman's War. 895 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,520 Tell about you… 896 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,920 Hi. Welcome to the Grand Regal, sir. 897 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,520 -Oh, hi, sorry. -Hi. 898 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,520 Are you checking in? 899 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,440 Yes, please. I was… 900 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,640 I was hoping, uh, that you might have 901 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,680 a room for me and my little girl here. 902 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,560 Oh, well, let me check on that. 903 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,640 Oh, is that a purple heart? Was she wounded? 904 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,760 Uh… 905 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,920 -Yes, she was. -Oh. 906 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,360 Thank you for your service. Oh. 907 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,280 What did I say? Right when we walked in, 908 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,520 I said that, "Never in history 909 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,200 has a blind veteran and his hero dog 910 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,800 walked into a hotel and not gotten a free room." 911 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,320 And why did I say that? 912 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,440 Why did I say that happens every time? 913 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,240 Oh, you're right. 914 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,520 Freedom. That is why that happens. 915 00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,600 Who's a genius? 916 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,760 What… What's your… What's your deal? 917 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,800 Why are you… Are you hot? 918 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,680 Do you want water? 919 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,400 Huh? 920 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,400 Let's get this vest off you. Come on, get up, get up. 921 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,760 Up! Come on. 922 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,680 Oh, man, you stink. 923 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,040 Okay, dog, here. 924 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,280 Come on, let's get in. 925 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,720 The water's fine. 926 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,320 Come here. Come on. Let's go. 927 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,560 Let's go. Come here. 928 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,640 Come, come, come here. Get in the tub. 929 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,920 Come on, come on. 930 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,080 Okay. 931 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,360 You good little nugget. 932 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,080 Such a good little nugget. 933 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,640 Come on, little nugget. 934 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,560 Come on, now get in the nugget bath. 935 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,320 Good girl, come on. 936 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,640 Come on. You're okay. 937 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,760 I'll dip you like a nugget. 938 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,480 I don't want to kill you. Mmm-mmm. 939 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,200 Yeah, good girl. Good girl. 940 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,000 Good girl. Come on. Come on. 941 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,240 Come on, yeah! Get in. Come on, come on. 942 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,480 No, no, no, come here. 943 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,880 Come here, come here, come here. 944 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,320 It's all nice and warm. 945 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,920 It's all nice and warm. Yes, it is. 946 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,480 Yes, it is! 947 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:15,280 We went through four bath bombs, bath salts. 948 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,680 Should I call down to the spa and get us a slot down there 949 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,080 for a doggy massage? Yeah? 950 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,600 You're definitely not the girl 951 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,240 I thought I'd be in the tub with, but, hey, 952 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,800 you know, I'll take what I can get 953 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,200 at this point, I guess. 954 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,720 All right. 955 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,880 Last bit, all right? 956 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 There we go. 957 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,400 One second. One Minute. 958 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,640 Hold on, I'm coming. 959 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,320 Yes, one second. 960 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,360 Um, one second, yes. 961 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,920 Coming. 962 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,600 Good evening, sir. Here with the room service. 963 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,920 -Good evening. -Oh, good evening. 964 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,200 -May I come in, please? -Yes, please. 965 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,560 All right. I can take the door. 966 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,560 So we have one rib eye, medium rare, 967 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,400 and one Indian samosas. 968 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,560 -Anything else? -No. 969 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,280 -Everything looks shipshape. -All right. 970 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,160 -Thank you very much. -Have a good evening. 971 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,400 Hey, dog, you should see this guy's face. 972 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,600 Hey! No! 973 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,120 Get off! Get off there! 974 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,360 Don't do it! Stop! 975 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,440 No! No! You… 976 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,040 Okay. You know what? I didn't even care anyways. 977 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,760 That was your bed. 'Cause I'm going out. 978 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,920 Do I look like 200k a year or what? 979 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,720 Look at you, sitting on the couch, looking all cute. 980 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,880 Why didn't you tell me all I had to do was just 981 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,800 turn on the TV and put your greatest hits on of you mauling people, 982 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,160 to get you to relax? 983 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,360 You narcissist. 984 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,120 What happened, no go on the Indian food? 985 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,520 I told you, you can't trust psychics. 986 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,440 But don't you worry. 987 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,440 I got exactly what you want. 988 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,440 Dry-aged, marbled-on-the-bone beautifulness. Ready? 989 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,200 Take it, savor it. Come on. 990 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,280 You don't have to be scared. Just take it out of my hand. 991 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,040 Whatever. 992 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,680 Do not do anything stupid. 993 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,280 What? 994 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,160 Hell, no. 995 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,680 Oh, you think you're coming with me? 996 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,240 Do you think I forgot about Portland? 997 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,320 No. I'll never forget about Portland. 998 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,600 Ever. 999 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,160 Go lay back down. 1000 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,920 You asked for the bed, I got you the bed. Go lay down. 1001 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,240 Hey, no, no! 1002 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,360 Hey, dog, no! 1003 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,120 You're a first-class moron, you know that? 1004 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,920 You smell that, girl? Money. 1005 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,920 Congratulations, by the way. 1006 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,080 -Thank you. -Thanks. 1007 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,120 4-C2 is for Mr. and Mr. Worner… 1008 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,400 -Oh, I am so sorry. -Oh, sir, pardon me. 1009 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,080 -I'm… You okay? -Yes, Mr. Briggs. 1010 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,880 -Of course, yeah. -Wait, I know that voice. 1011 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,680 -Wait. Who's that? -Oh, we met at the front desk. 1012 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,880 -Oh, the… Yes. -Callan. 1013 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,720 Yes, Callan, the front desk angel. 1014 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,520 I'm looking for a place to eat tonight. 1015 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,080 -Oh, there are… -Any good recommendations? 1016 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,000 Yes, there's a fantastic oyster bar down at the Embarcadero. 1017 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,000 I love oysters. 1018 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,840 They really, you know, heighten the senses. 1019 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,920 What time do you get off? 1020 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,200 Uh, I'm off at 7:00. 1021 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,600 7:00? What time is it now? 1022 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,320 Oh, no, no. No, no, no! Dog! 1023 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,800 Come here, dog! No, dog! 1024 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,280 Dog, no! 1025 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,320 Watch out, watch out. 1026 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,760 Dog! No, no, dog! No, dog! 1027 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,040 Dog, dog, no, no, no! Move! 1028 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,360 No, no! No, no, no, no! 1029 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,360 Oh fuck! 1030 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,480 Get off! 1031 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,080 Get off. 1032 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,360 No! 1033 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,120 Oh my god, take your time, take your time. 1034 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,080 Are you okay? 1035 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,560 Somebody get a doctor. 1036 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,120 I'm so sorry. 1037 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,320 No! 1038 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,840 No! 1039 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,240 You all right? Take it easy, take it easy. 1040 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,720 Okay. Here we go, here we go. 1041 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,160 Oh, my God, I can… I can see. 1042 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,520 I can see. Guys, I can see! 1043 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:19,440 Hey, hey! Hey! 1044 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,160 So you were impersonating a blind man 1045 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,200 as part of a seeing eye dog training exercise? 1046 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,200 -Yep, that's right. -Mmm-hmm. 1047 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,520 When suddenly, uh, unbeknownst to you, 1048 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,240 um, your dog broke free from your grasp, 1049 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,560 sprinted the entire length of the lobby 1050 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,560 -and muzzle struck the victim? -Correct. 1051 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,120 And you've never seen this dog exhibit 1052 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,200 any type of aggressive behavior before this? 1053 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,120 Never. Never. She usually… She loves people. 1054 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,520 It's out of her character. I really don't understand it. 1055 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,640 -Man, honestly, I'm in shock. -Uh-huh. 1056 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,720 Is there anything else you want to add? 1057 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,120 How is the guy? Is he all right? 1058 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,520 -Yeah. -He seemed okay. 1059 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,840 Well, we're gonna be contacting 1060 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,520 Dr. Al-Farid in the morning. 1061 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,560 He wants to press charges. We'll take it from there. 1062 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,200 Until then, you just sit tight. 1063 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,280 Cool, and the dog? Dog's okay? 1064 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,800 We're gonna have to check with animal control on that one. 1065 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,240 Okay. So when do I get her back? 1066 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,880 Do I have to post bail or whatever? 1067 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,160 Post bail? Buddy, it is Friday night. 1068 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,720 Judge is not back until Monday A.M. 1069 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,920 And I am required to keep all suspects 1070 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,360 in possible hate crimes in my custody. 1071 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,600 Hate crime? 1072 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,440 Now, don't start with me. Take it to City Hall. 1073 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,680 Who said anything about a hate crime? Wait, wait, wait. 1074 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,760 Hold on a second. Okay. All right. Let me… Let me… 1075 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:30,600 Let me level with you, man. 1076 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,240 Okay? I was an Army Ranger. 1077 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,280 That dog's handler was my buddy, and he passed. 1078 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,920 I got to take her down to his funeral in Arizona on Sunday. 1079 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,920 I got a Gold Star family that's just depending on me 1080 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,120 to get her there. 1081 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,800 All right? Now I'll be back here 1082 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,400 first thing Monday morning. I promise. 1083 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,800 I just… I got to… I got to get her 1084 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,880 and I got to go tonight. 1085 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,720 You were an Army Ranger? 1086 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,840 Yeah. 1087 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,880 Why the hell didn't you say so? 1088 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,680 -I'm sorry. -Instead of puttin' me through 1089 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,840 20 minutes of that Ray Charles bullshit, huh? 1090 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,200 I was in the 202nd. 1091 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,800 Hey, buddy, I gotta tell you something. 1092 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,920 And I gotta level with you. 1093 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,680 You going into that hotel lobby, huh, 1094 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,880 with that damn cane and those glasses, man. 1095 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,160 You Army Rangers, 1096 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,080 you've got balls of steel. 1097 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,840 -No. It was stupid. -I'm a huge fan, seriously. 1098 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,680 Hey, I gotta ask you something, on the real, on the real. 1099 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,720 You sent that little beast for that rag head, didn't ya? 1100 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,320 -What? -Huh? 1101 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,320 Get a little payback for what they took from us, right? 1102 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,600 -Right? -No. I… No, 1103 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,080 -definitely, I didn't do that. -Come on. Don't worry, man. 1104 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,920 My lips are sealed. I'm not gonna say nothing. 1105 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,480 And us 31 Alphas, we keep it tight. 1106 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,920 -You know? -Alpha 31s? 1107 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,200 Yeah, we looked out for you badasses real good. 1108 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,080 Out by the front gate, right? 1109 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,440 Oh, you were an MP. 1110 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,680 -Damn right. -Right. 1111 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,920 What are you implying? 1112 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,840 Oh, no, no, I'm not implying anything. 1113 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,480 No, I mean, we… 1114 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,160 You MPs, man, you guys got a hard job. 1115 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,360 I never slept better knowing that you guys 1116 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,240 were out there at the guardhouse, 1117 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,720 on the wall, watching over us. 1118 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,400 Yeah, I appreciate that, brother. 1119 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,360 Yeah, I appreciate it too that you're not like 1120 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,160 all those other Army Rangers that I've met. 1121 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,040 You know, with the long beards 1122 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,760 flowing in the wind, like they were Moses? 1123 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,920 The car going right by the front gate, not showin' an ID, 1124 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,480 flipping us off, "Thank you for your service." 1125 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:12,760 Yeah, you're not one of those guys, are you? 1126 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,200 -No, I… -No, no, no. 1127 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,520 -No, I definitely… -You know what? 1128 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,640 I buy that. You know what else I buy? 1129 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:22,480 White military guy sics his dog on a Muslim doctor 1130 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,400 in the heart of woke-ing class America. 1131 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,840 Man, don't do this. 1132 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,160 Don't do this. Just let me get my dog and go. 1133 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,920 Oh, now it's your dog! 1134 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,920 Sleep tight, bitch. 1135 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,760 Briggs? 1136 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,080 Rise and shine. Line-up time. 1137 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,560 Step to the left. 1138 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,560 Really? A line-up? It's like… 1139 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,400 It's me, right? 1140 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,280 Everybody, step to your right. 1141 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,200 What are we doing? Did you guys even have dogs? 1142 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,560 He seems like a cat guy. 1143 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,840 -Quiet, number three. -We all know it was me, right? 1144 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,200 Yes, it was him. 1145 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:11,640 Face forward. 1146 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,600 It's him. 1147 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,160 I got it. Thank you, sir. 1148 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,840 Can I… Can I just, like… You know what? 1149 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,640 I'm just gonna confess. How about that? 1150 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,920 Step back, number three. 1151 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,040 No, I'm sorry. Can I confess? Is that, like, a thing? 1152 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,280 -Man, I've got lunch. -Look, it was… 1153 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,240 It was my fault. I don't… 1154 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,680 Look, my dog, 1155 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,400 she was just doing what she was trained to do. 1156 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,480 And unfortunately, she was trained 1157 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,640 to attack guys that look like Dr. Al-Farid. 1158 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,360 -All right, that's enough, number three. -Wait, let him speak. 1159 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,600 There. But I'm sorry, that is the truth. 1160 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,680 She served seven years, eight deployments, 1161 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,320 but she did save more people than you can count. 1162 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,240 I'm not some racist piece of shit, 1163 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,000 but I'll confess to whatever it is that you want me to 1164 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,720 or do whatever you want me to, 1165 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,800 as long as someone promises me 1166 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,440 that they will get her to that funeral this Sunday. 1167 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,280 Is that a deal that I can make? 1168 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,160 Give me a break. 1169 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,600 -All right. Take him out of here. -Let's go. 1170 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,760 -Really? Nothing. -Next group in five. 1171 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:04,920 That's it? 1172 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,840 Hold on, number three. 1173 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,440 So you impersonated a blind man 1174 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,040 just to get a free hotel room? 1175 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,360 Uh, yeah, yeah, I did. 1176 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,440 Um, there was a psychic 1177 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,040 and she said that she wanted… 1178 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,920 My dog wanted a mat… Like, a comfy mattress. 1179 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,320 And some… Never mind. 1180 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,240 It's… It's insane. 1181 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,720 It is insane. 1182 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,160 And if you want my 1183 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,720 non-clinical opinion, so are you. 1184 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,720 Yeah, that's… That's fair. 1185 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,760 But the more I sit with it, it's even more insane to 1186 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,760 leave my practice and fly back from Boston 1187 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,520 just to prosecute a veteran 1188 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,440 trying to get his dog to a funeral. 1189 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,920 Just promise, when it's all done, 1190 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,600 you'll seek professional help. 1191 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,200 I, uh… Yes, sir. 1192 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,800 -Salaam. -Salaam. 1193 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,280 On a warm summer's evening. 1194 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,920 Hey, what's up, dog? 1195 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,400 What's up? How're you doing? 1196 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,800 Never thought I'd be this excited to see you. 1197 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,400 Has she always panted so much? 1198 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,840 Yeah, she runs… She runs hot, I guess, like me. 1199 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,680 She's not hot. 1200 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,920 That's anxiety. It comes from trauma. 1201 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,800 You know, she tried to bite my colleague 1202 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,480 when he lightly touched her on the ears. 1203 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,920 Either take responsibility for her or find someone who will. 1204 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,880 Okay, thank you. 1205 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,640 Knowin' what the cards were By the way they Held their eyes. 1206 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,320 So if you don't Mind my sayin' 1207 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,560 You're ready to get out of here? Huh? 1208 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,320 Your personal effects. Dismissed. 1209 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,640 As in, get out of my face. 1210 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,440 Did you hear the nice man? We should get out of his face. 1211 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:58,880 Come on. 1212 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,560 Oh, and, officer, 1213 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,240 thank you for your service, bitch. 1214 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:10,680 Come on. 1215 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:11,920 Yeah, keep walking. 1216 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,760 What are you looking at? 1217 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,320 You got to know When to hold 'em. 1218 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,680 When to hold 'em. 1219 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,360 Know when to fold 'em. 1220 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,400 When to fold 'em. 1221 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,680 Know when to walk away. 1222 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,840 You're a very photogenic dog, you know that? 1223 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:29,840 You look like a hero. 1224 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,240 When you're sittin' At the table. 1225 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,440 There'll be time enough For countin' 1226 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,000 Why didn't you tell me you had a brother? 1227 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,600 And he lives in Los Angeles. 1228 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,080 We got something in common, me and you. 1229 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,880 I got family in that godforsaken city. 1230 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,920 You have to secret to survive. 1231 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,920 You know what? I'll make you a deal. 1232 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,280 You don't do anything all psychotic on this trip, 1233 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,920 and we make good time, we can go see him. 1234 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,320 Maybe, okay? Is that a deal? 1235 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,440 Shake? 1236 01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,560 Shake. You got it. 1237 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,920 Okay, deal. 1238 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,040 Jesus Christ. All right. 1239 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,840 But in his final words I found an ace That I could keep. 1240 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,200 All right, let's go. 1241 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:18,120 You've got to know When to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em. 1242 01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:23,040 Know when to walk away And know when to run. 1243 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:28,520 You never count your money When you're sittin' At the table. 1244 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:33,920 There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done. 1245 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,400 Okay, game time. 1246 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,920 Look, if I'm spending too long in there, 1247 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,320 you have full permission to go psychotic, 1248 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,640 like usual, and I'll come out. 1249 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,600 Jacket or no jacket? I feel like the jacket's too much. 1250 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,040 What am I doing, talking to you? 1251 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,360 Mommy, Curious George turned off. 1252 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,400 Okay, sweetie. 1253 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,280 -I'll be right there, okay? -Mmm-hmm. 1254 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,480 Mommy, who's there? 1255 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,560 Uh, it's just one of Mommy's friends. 1256 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,320 Go to my room, 1257 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,560 I'll bring your pasta in a few minutes, okay? 1258 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:44,680 Well, you want it? You got it. 1259 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,760 Okay, dog, I tried my family, let's try yours. 1260 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,840 What? Look, if your brother ain't here, 1261 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,280 we are definitely not waiting. 1262 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no. 1263 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,760 -Nuke! -Hey, Noah. 1264 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,800 I'm sorry to barge in, man. 1265 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,280 Lulu, is that you? 1266 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,600 I'm one of Riley's old teammates, 1267 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,040 and I figured, you know, I'd let her see her brother. 1268 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,720 -Watch her… -I know, I know. 1269 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,160 She's sensitive on the ears, aren't you, girl? 1270 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,320 Good girl. Hey. 1271 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,760 Oh, yeah. 1272 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,080 You give hugs now, really? 1273 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,160 Oh, yeah. Lulu gives the best hugs. 1274 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,480 You've never had a Lulu hug? 1275 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,040 No, we don't… We don't… We don't exactly hug. 1276 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:41,480 You a medium or a large? 1277 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,400 Are you bitching out on me? 1278 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,560 No, I'm not bitching out on you. She's been wanting to kill me for three days. 1279 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,640 Come on, let's go. 1280 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:49,920 Give it to me, come on, let's go. 1281 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,840 Stay calm. You're having fun. 1282 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,120 This is fun. 1283 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,920 Oh, having fun? Just look at her. 1284 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,240 She wants to murder me. 1285 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,440 -Relax. -This isn't fun. 1286 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,760 -Relax. -Come on, come on. 1287 01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,920 Come on, we'll make it fun. 1288 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,520 It's fun. Take a little piece. 1289 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,040 Take a little piece. I know you like it. 1290 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,240 I know you want it. 1291 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,120 Remind me again why we want her to bite. 1292 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,200 She doesn't know what war is. For her, it's just work. 1293 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,480 You've got to show her that work can be fun again, 1294 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,320 nothing bad is going to happen, okay? 1295 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,720 That's how you make a bond. 1296 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,240 I don't need to make a bond, okay? 1297 01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,200 I just… What, am I not fun enough for you? 1298 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,520 -You're fun. Just hold your arm. -Come on. 1299 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,440 Up a bit higher. 1300 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,680 It's up, man. Take it. 1301 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:25,920 Come on, just get it. 1302 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,920 -Good boy, Nuke. Good boy! -Good boy. 1303 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,200 Let him know this is love, your chew toy, 1304 01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:32,400 this is fun. 1305 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,000 Good boy, Nuke. Good boy. 1306 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,080 So you're telling me that Nuke 1307 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,880 was just as messed up as Lulu. 1308 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,920 I'd been working every day for six months 1309 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,640 before I convinced the army to let me adopt him out. 1310 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,120 Thought we'd never get there. 1311 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:48,080 Now we trust Nuke to babysit. 1312 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,320 Kids, burgers! 1313 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:50,440 Shit. 1314 01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:57,840 Daddy, was this on the ground? 1315 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,480 -No. -You're lying. I saw it fall. 1316 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,520 Baby, I dropped it into my hand, okay? 1317 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,680 It's fine. You're fine. 1318 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:08,760 Saturdays. 1319 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,360 I can barely take care of the dogs. 1320 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,800 I don't know how you're doing all this. 1321 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:14,920 Yeah, I get it. 1322 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,040 Nuke was about all I could handle, 1323 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,120 but when he stopped struggling, 1324 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,440 that's when I realized maybe I could 1325 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,000 stop struggling too, you know? 1326 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,200 Do you think Riley could've fixed Lulu? 1327 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,120 Not by keeping her in the fight, no. 1328 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,640 You gotta know when to hang 'em up or check out, I guess. 1329 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,880 Well, sometimes Rangers just find a way to die, man. 1330 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,280 Give Riley's mom a big hug. 1331 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,160 They didn't talk much, I know, but she meant a lot to him. 1332 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,880 Yeah, I will, man. 1333 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:53,600 Oh, come on. No! Shit! You gotta be kidding me. 1334 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,120 No, it's a real nice neighborhood 1335 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,280 you got here, man. 1336 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,240 They got all my shit. They got Riley's shit. 1337 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,720 They got my meds. 1338 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:03,760 Well, that's good. 1339 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,720 At least I can give his parents his dog tags. 1340 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,720 Oh, good. They left your unicorn. 1341 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,640 Lulu, Lulu, here. 1342 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Seek. 1343 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,040 Yeah, Lulu, go, seek. 1344 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,760 -Good boy. -Lulu, seek. 1345 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,360 Seek, seek. 1346 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720 What's in here? 1347 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,440 -Oh, yeah. There we go. There we go. -Good boy! 1348 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:32,880 Good boy, Nuke. Good boy. 1349 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,680 Okay, okay. Come on, Nuke. 1350 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,560 Come, Nuke. Nuke. Seek. 1351 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,360 I guess we're going in the right direction. 1352 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,680 Seek, seek. 1353 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,520 -Seek, seek. -Yes, baby, yes. 1354 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,040 Put the water on, I'm sure it's boiling. 1355 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,680 Yes, pesto is fine. 1356 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,640 We're… I'm just showing my buddy the Boardwalk. 1357 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,680 Sorry, Tiffany, I just wanted to see the piers. 1358 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,800 Yes, okay. We'll be back soon, okay? 1359 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:54,920 Seek. 1360 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:57,920 -Nuke! -Oh, hey! 1361 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,720 Yeah, Lulu, go, go, seek. 1362 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,440 Seek, seek. 1363 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,200 Just don't let her go. Seek, Nuke. 1364 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:11,480 Seek. 1365 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,920 Seek, Nuke. 1366 01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:20,280 Seek, seek, seek. 1367 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,920 Find it, Nuke. Find it. 1368 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,360 -Hey! Hey! -Seek. 1369 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,120 Joe! Shut the hell up. 1370 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,040 Seek, 1371 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:36,760 seek. 1372 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,440 Seek. Seek. 1373 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,840 Seek. 1374 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:46,600 Seek. 1375 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,720 Yeah, yeah, she found it, she found it. 1376 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,360 Good boy, Nuke. 1377 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,560 Yeah, this is it. 1378 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:56,920 Yeah, yeah, it's my shit. It's just everywhere. 1379 01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:00,120 This crackhead's probably snorting my migraine meds right now. 1380 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,520 Yeah, most of Riley's shit's here. 1381 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,760 Her book's here. 1382 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:10,200 Hey, what is this shit, man? This is private property. 1383 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,320 -Oh, is it? That's yours? -Yeah. 1384 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,560 -All right, Jackson, let's go. -Your name's Rodriguez? 1385 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,800 Man, I'm a United States army veteran, man. 1386 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,320 Yeah? Take it off right now. 1387 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,560 -I ain't taking off shit. -What battalion were you in? 1388 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,080 That's classified. 1389 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,440 Get it off! Get it off! 1390 01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,800 Oh, goddamn, man. 1391 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:33,920 Hey, I serve my country, and this is the thanks I get? 1392 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,600 I'm a war hero! 1393 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:36,920 -Get the fuck outta here, man! -You're gonna be all good 1394 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,160 without those meds? 1395 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,920 I should have just let her eat 1396 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,920 that stolen valor piece of shit. 1397 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,720 You never know in places like that who served. 1398 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:46,920 And if you were here five years ago, 1399 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,760 you could have caught my ass under that pier, 1400 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:51,120 and that would have been the best-case scenario. 1401 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,080 Yeah, but I didn't. 1402 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,480 'Cause that bullshit ain't us. 1403 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,680 Yeah? 1404 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,800 What about Riley? 1405 01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:58,680 What about Riley? 1406 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,840 I mean, the dude couldn't get out of bed without popping three percs. 1407 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,920 Well, that's just the breakfast of champions, 1408 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,520 and he was a champion. 1409 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,400 I can't tell you how many times he called me up, 1410 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:09,920 we'd get shitfaced talking about 1411 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,520 how we were gonna check out. 1412 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:14,280 Look, man, we all deal with shit 1413 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,880 to stay in the game, okay? 1414 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,760 So we're supposed to stay in it forever? 1415 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,360 He used to talk about driving off 1416 01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:22,080 the Grand Canyon at top speed, 1417 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,920 but he drove himself into a tree instead. 1418 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,040 I tried to get him to talk. 1419 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,800 Talk, like what, to a therapist? 1420 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,160 That was a great idea. 1421 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,200 No, to other guys who have gone through it, 1422 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:38,600 or even just to God. 1423 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,360 God? 1424 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,880 Okay, you didn't know shit about Riley, all right? 1425 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,840 Look, by God, I mean anything. 1426 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,520 Could be a rock, could be a shoe, 1427 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,880 could be his damn barber. 1428 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,600 But we all got to pick something at some point. 1429 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,200 Well… 1430 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:59,360 He didn't, and he won't. 1431 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,880 So ain't no use bitching about it. 1432 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,840 You know, we trained to put the whole world on our back. 1433 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,560 At the end of the day, 1434 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,840 the hardest thing was knocking on a friend's door. 1435 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:13,400 Bye, Lulu. 1436 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,000 Say hi to your daddy for me. 1437 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,120 I'll be praying for you guys. 1438 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,040 We're gonna be just fine. 1439 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:22,840 Come here. 1440 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,080 Hello, guys. 1441 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:28,920 You missed, you missed… 1442 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,680 I can even sing better. 1443 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,240 I hope you're ready for this tomorrow, 1444 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,440 because you know what they want, right? 1445 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:13,360 They want the hero war dog all sad and stoic, 1446 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,640 just missing her hero war daddy. 1447 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,520 What they definitely don't want… 1448 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,840 They definitely don't want you trying to eat everybody 1449 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,320 as soon as the color guard starts firing their salute. 1450 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,520 Now, they… They don't know you. 1451 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:31,720 That's for damn sure. 1452 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,520 They don't know what it takes to be a hero. 1453 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,280 The things you've done to be a hero dog. 1454 01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,160 If they knew the truth, 1455 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:47,280 it would scare the living shit out of them. 1456 01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:52,640 You know, when I got out, 1457 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,400 your daddy gave me this shitty piece of plywood 1458 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,200 with the word "Thanks" carved in it. 1459 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,240 It's like, what else do you say to somebody 1460 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,120 that you experience what we experienced together? 1461 01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:09,280 You even listening to me? 1462 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,560 Just talking to a dog. 1463 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,440 What is that? 1464 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:19,920 No. No, no. 1465 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:22,880 No, no. Come on. 1466 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,240 Don't you do this to me now. 1467 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:33,560 No. 1468 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,520 Ow. 1469 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,840 Okay… 1470 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,480 Of course, there's no service. 1471 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,400 Why would we have service? 1472 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,000 Hey, hey, hey. 1473 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:23,480 Hello? 1474 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,280 Hey. 1475 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,000 Come on. 1476 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,480 All right, we got to go. 1477 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,760 Come on. We're moving on. 1478 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,360 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1479 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:54,400 Hey, hey, no. 1480 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:55,920 No. Chill out. 1481 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:59,440 Hey. Hey, hey! 1482 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,160 No! Stop! Relax! 1483 01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:03,640 Look, stop. It's just thunder. 1484 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,440 It's just a thunderstorm. We gotta… Stop. 1485 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,640 Calm down. Stop! 1486 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:09,920 Hey! 1487 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,480 All right, you want to go? Come on. Come on, then. 1488 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:14,760 Come on, you're not gonna do shit. 1489 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,240 Come on, then, let's go! 1490 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,200 Such a coward. 1491 01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:32,360 Easy. I'm not gonna make you go out there, okay? 1492 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,560 How about we just chill out for a little while? 1493 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,160 Relax. 1494 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:38,880 Hey, it's okay. 1495 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,680 It's just thunder and a little lightning. 1496 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,840 You know what? How about this? Let me see if I can 1497 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,160 give us a little something to take our mind off. 1498 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:49,720 Cross your paws. Let's see if this thing works. 1499 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,120 What do you feel like? 1500 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,680 Who doesn't like San Francisco? 1501 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:54,880 You want to watch your greatest hits, 1502 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,800 or do you wanna watch… Wanna watch Grey's? 1503 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:58,080 I'm gonna go with Grey's. 1504 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,280 It works. 1505 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,120 We're just gonna rest, 1506 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,720 we're gonna get a little cozy, relax. 1507 01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,880 Watch a little trash TV. 1508 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,160 A little snack 'cause you can't watch trash TV 1509 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:22,240 without a snack. 1510 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,280 What? 1511 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,560 Oh, you want some? 1512 01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,080 Look at that. 1513 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,560 Who knew you just needed to have a fight to get along? 1514 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,520 Did Latin Shakespeare ever, like, read you his love letters? 1515 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:55,680 Some pretty good ones in there. 1516 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,240 Let's see. 1517 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,720 What about… 1518 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:07,240 Okay. 1519 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:16,160 "I woke for an instant when I saw you covered in dirt." 1520 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,400 You've taken bullets before. 1521 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,080 This was the worst. 1522 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,920 The guilt still haunts me. 1523 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:29,640 I'm not going to lie, 1524 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,400 but I know you did what you did that night, 1525 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,320 "so none of your brothers had to die." 1526 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:36,920 It's pretty good. 1527 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,360 "When they took you away, 1528 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,160 I was sure we'd run out of time 1529 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,880 and that's when it hit me, girl, 1530 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,000 I was never your handler. 1531 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,720 That you were actually mine. 1532 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,920 "Your brother, Riley." 1533 01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:05,760 You slept with Corrine? 1534 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,040 Yeah. 1535 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,760 What? Okay. 1536 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,360 While I was dealing with my sick daughter? 1537 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,840 I cannot believe you actually like this trash. 1538 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:15,760 Unreal. 1539 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:17,280 All right, the sun's up. 1540 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:18,720 It's time. 1541 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:23,920 There is about zero chance of us making it 1542 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,640 a hundred clicks in six hours 1543 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,360 with no cell phone service or ride. 1544 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,400 But, hey, last time I checked, 1545 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,480 "surrender" is not a Ranger word. 1546 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:38,280 I don't know about you, but I got a funeral to go to. 1547 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:41,680 Come on. 1548 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:54,080 Bless my heart Bless my soul. 1549 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:59,440 Didn't think I'd make it To 22 years old. 1550 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:04,800 There must be Someone up above. 1551 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,520 Saying "Come on", 1552 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,920 -Brittany You got to come on up!" -Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1553 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:17,120 You got to hold on. 1554 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:26,200 Hey, you got to hold on. 1555 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:27,880 Hey. 1556 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,400 Hey, hey, hey, please, please. Come on. 1557 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:32,880 Come on, please, please. 1558 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,680 -Come on! Man. -So, bless my heart. 1559 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,200 And bless yours too. 1560 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,080 I don't know Where I'm gonna go. 1561 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,800 Don't what I'm gonna do. 1562 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,440 Where. 1563 01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:48,760 Must be somebody up above. 1564 01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:53,240 Saying "Come on, Brittany You got to come on up!" 1565 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:56,680 You got to hold on. 1566 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:58,520 -Thanks buddy! -Okay. 1567 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:10,680 Yeah, you got to hold on. 1568 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,680 Yeah, you got to wait! 1569 01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,160 Yeah, you got to wait. 1570 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,600 But I don't wanna wait. 1571 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,680 Yeah, you got to wait. 1572 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,240 But I don't wanna wait. 1573 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:42,480 I don't wanna wait. 1574 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:47,840 We're gonna make it. 1575 01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:49,160 Come on. 1576 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,840 Come on. 1577 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,000 I got so much to deal… 1578 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:56,880 Come on. 1579 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,080 Almost there. 1580 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,800 May you know the Lord's love and peace. 1581 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:06,920 You're gonna look great. 1582 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:09,920 You're gonna look like a hero, just like Riley would've wanted. 1583 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:11,480 Okay. 1584 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,680 You know what else Riley would've liked? 1585 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,920 You not to bite anybody, so maybe just don't do that. 1586 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,800 Come on. 1587 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,400 Receive the Lord's blessings. 1588 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,240 May the Lord bless you and watch over you. 1589 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:28,080 May He make His face to shine upon each and every one of you 1590 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:30,120 and be gracious to you. 1591 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,800 May He look lovingly on you 1592 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,240 and grant you peace. 1593 01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:37,640 May He bless your children 1594 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,080 and your families… 1595 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,280 …that they may know love and happiness. 1596 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,040 No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh. 1597 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,360 May you know that love deeply. 1598 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,600 Hey just fuck away. 1599 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:48,600 And may He always be with you. 1600 01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,360 We should not grieve for… 1601 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,160 Lulu. 1602 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,480 Come on. It's okay. 1603 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,560 I'm sorry. 1604 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,320 No, no, no. It's okay. 1605 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,160 Okay, fine, all right. 1606 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:08,880 Okay, it's okay, go. 1607 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:11,120 It's okay. 1608 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:29,200 So let us rejoice for our dearly departed brother. 1609 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:32,680 For he has stood his last watch, 1610 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:34,920 and he's now on his final deployment. 1611 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:37,840 In the name of the Father and the Son 1612 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,280 and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 1613 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,880 Detail. Port Arms. 1614 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:49,680 Half right, face. 1615 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:54,440 With blank ammunition, load! 1616 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:56,360 Ready! 1617 01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,400 Aim! Fire! 1618 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,720 Easy. 1619 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:02,800 Aim! 1620 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,840 Fire! 1621 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:07,680 -You're okay, you're okay. -Aim! Fire! 1622 01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,600 -Ready… -You're okay, you're okay. 1623 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,680 Cease fire! 1624 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,840 Present Arms! 1625 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,160 You're okay. You're okay. 1626 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:55,800 On behalf of the President of the United States, 1627 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,120 the United States Army, and a grateful nation. 1628 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:12,880 Thanks. 1629 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:17,720 All right. 1630 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,320 Come on, let's go. 1631 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:29,640 Yes, sir. 1632 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,160 Yep. Still on schedule to drop her off. 1633 01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:32,920 -First thing in the A.M. -Drop her a… 1634 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,280 All right, I'll tell him to expect your call. 1635 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,720 Hey, and, Captain, thank you for making this call. 1636 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,640 -I really appreciate it. -You got it, brother. 1637 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:38,920 Oh, uh, one more thing. 1638 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,720 Look, she's… She's doing a lot better. 1639 01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:44,040 I mean, she's a completely different dog now. 1640 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,400 I don't know, maybe there's someone on base that one of us could talk to. 1641 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,920 Briggs, you know that's not up to us. 1642 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,080 -Just get it done. -Yeah. 1643 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:54,680 Good luck over there, Briggs. 1644 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,360 Yes, sir. 1645 01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:58,560 All right. 1646 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:06,040 Let's go, let's go. 1647 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,880 Let's go do something stupid. 1648 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:10,840 Thank you, sir. 1649 01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:37,760 You wanna go out there? 1650 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:40,200 Hmm? 1651 01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:43,920 You see something you wanna go get? 1652 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:04,920 You're free, go. 1653 01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,360 Go for it. I ain't gonna try to stop you. 1654 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,720 You hear me? Hey. 1655 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,000 Hey. 1656 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,080 Go. 1657 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,520 Get out. 1658 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:22,160 Go, come on. No. Hey. 1659 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,840 No, I'm not trying to tell you to do tricks, kid. No. 1660 01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:26,440 Get. Go. 1661 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,680 Hey. Hey. 1662 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,800 Now. Come on. Come on. 1663 01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:37,080 Hey. Hey. 1664 01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,120 You got no idea, do you, dog? 1665 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:57,400 I'm okay. 1666 01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:00,240 I'm okay, girl. 1667 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:02,920 I'm all right. 1668 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,480 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1669 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:09,320 I'm okay. 1670 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,240 I'm okay. 1671 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:34,440 You're okay. 1672 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,400 You're okay. 1673 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:27,000 All right, Lulu, come on. 1674 01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:43,640 -ID, sir? -Yeah. 1675 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:46,800 Your army ID has expired. 1676 01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:48,720 -You're required by law to dispose… -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. 1677 01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,600 Uh, I'm just dropping off the dog, man, 1678 01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,320 uh, to a Corporal Levitz. 1679 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:53,920 Hey, Levitz! 1680 01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:56,240 Do me a favor, park right here. 1681 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:57,320 Yeah. 1682 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,400 Shit, man. You Rangers ever hear of callin'? 1683 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:13,760 I've been out here cooking my ass off for an hour. 1684 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:16,040 It could be worse. 1685 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:18,200 You could be actually working. 1686 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:19,800 All right, man. I hear she's a real killer, 1687 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:22,000 so just make sure you muzzle her up good, okay? 1688 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,120 Yeah. 1689 01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:25,400 Don't worry. 1690 01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:27,120 She ain't gonna be a problem. 1691 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,080 Are you, girl? 1692 01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:32,360 Last time, okay? Last time. 1693 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,200 Just gonna put it on one more time. 1694 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:39,320 Hey, man, she's been doing a lot better. 1695 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:43,160 So just make sure the vet techs, you know, reevaluate her, give her a chance. 1696 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,120 Yeah, yeah, they got their protocol. 1697 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:47,920 You heard me. Make sure. 1698 01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:51,840 So as soon as we're done here, you're gonna call Captain Jones, yeah? 1699 01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:53,200 -That's what they're telling me. -What are you… 1700 01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:55,120 Look, man, are you trying to piss her off? 1701 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,720 All right. You're gonna be okay, all right? 1702 01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:06,320 Come on, man, I ain't got all day, let's go. 1703 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:07,920 I'm just gonna put this on you. 1704 01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:15,920 Give 'em hell. 1705 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:17,520 All right, let's go. 1706 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,120 Oh. No, no, no, no, no. 1707 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:50,600 Come on. 1708 01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:08,040 God. Easy, easy, easy, easy. 1709 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:20,880 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 1710 01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:22,480 wait, wait, wait, wait. 1711 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:24,400 Hi, hi, hi. No. It's fine. It's fine. 1712 01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:27,440 My bad. I should have… You know what, I should have put a vest on her. 1713 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:29,520 She listens more when the vest is on. 1714 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:31,200 You know girls and their fashion. 1715 01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:33,240 I'll be right back. Up! 1716 01:34:34,480 --> 01:34:35,640 Get there. 1717 01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:38,840 Sir, you forgot your ID. 1718 01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:42,040 Uh, you know what, man, why don't you keep it? 1719 01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:43,760 Thank you for your service. 1720 01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:47,720 Hey, man, what about the dog? 1721 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,480 What are you… What are you looking at? 1722 01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:54,160 Let's not make this all emotional, okay? 1723 01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:15,680 Dear Lulu, 1724 01:35:19,120 --> 01:35:21,240 I got the adoption papers from the army today. 1725 01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:30,760 Riley would be so proud. 1726 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,480 Maybe even of both of us. 1727 01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:47,680 Look, I'm no good at this poem stuff, 1728 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:51,600 so I'll just get to the damn point. 1729 01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:56,120 Thanks. 1730 01:35:57,760 --> 01:35:59,160 Thanks for saving my life. 1731 01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:38,800 Well the road rolls out Like a welcome mat. 1732 01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:44,080 To a better place Than the one we're at. 1733 01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:49,600 And I ain't got No kinda plan. 1734 01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:54,880 But I've had All of this town I can stand. 1735 01:36:57,240 --> 01:37:00,760 And I got friends Out on the coast. 1736 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:05,760 We can jump in the water And see what floats. 1737 01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:11,160 We've been saving For a rainy day. 1738 01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:16,280 Let's beat the storm And be on our way. 1739 01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:23,480 It don't matter to me Wherever we are Is where I wanna be. 1740 01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:26,120 And, honey For once in our life. 1741 01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:28,720 Let's take our chances And roll the dice. 1742 01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:32,320 I can be your lucky penny. 1743 01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:38,600 You can be My four-leaf clover Starting over. 1744 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:48,800 This might not Be an easy time. 1745 01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:53,840 There's rivers to cross And hills to climb. 1746 01:37:56,520 --> 01:37:59,720 Some days We might fall apart. 1747 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:04,920 And some nights Might feel cold and dark. 1748 01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:10,360 When nobody wins Afraid of losing. 1749 01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:15,840 And the hard roads are The ones worth choosing. 1750 01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:21,160 Some day we'll Look back and smile. 1751 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:26,280 And know it was Worth every mile. 1752 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:33,720 It don't matter to me Wherever we are Is where I wanna be. 1753 01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:36,000 And, honey For once in our life. 1754 01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:39,040 Let's take our chances And roll the dice. 1755 01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:46,040 I can be your lucky penny You can be My four-leaf clover. 1756 01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:48,600 Starting over. 1757 01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:54,120 Starting over. 1758 01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:07,600 Ooh, ooh